Stoned Goat Dispensary in Osseo, MI
Michael R.
1764438121
This place should be considered the mecha of cannabis in michigan. From the prices to the friendly staff, they had all the answers to all my questions. Any new products they had it. What a great experience i had when I have visited, now twice. Life long customer, now.
Elena D.
1763252224
I was in today, November 15th 2025 at just after 3:00. I was chatting with the budtender, and I told him that edibles didn't do anything for me... He suggested rso, and suggested that I sandwich it between 2 gummies. It WORKED!!!!This isn't the first time he has served as our budtender, and I'm super happy that he was able to help me out, because this is the best I felt and is very long time! I don't know what his name was because it doesn't say on the receipt but he was working on cash register 2.
Ashlie B.
1759098416
They have such great amazing customer service and they have a tangers that know what they're talking about when you're looking for something for a specific issue they know exactly what the hook you up with it's hard to find a dispensary that has those kind of people that know what they're talking about this is definitely one that knows what they're talking about was able to get me the right stuff I actually needed to help with my anxiety and my pain and my focus I will definitely be returning as soon as I run out😁😁😁😁😁 would definitely give this place a 10 stars if I could
Kris R.
1754692309
Over priced on everything weed is old and has no smell and the wax you can go 17 mins to smiles or vibe or even consume in Quincy and get wax for 5 a piece two for 10 and for even better quality it's only gonna run you 7.50$ meanwhile you got stone goat over here making you pay 10 a gram of shit wax or 15 for the same brand I've never seen that in any other dispo in my life or in Michigan at that fact DO NOT WASTE YO TIME PEEPS
Nadia S.
1749882476
This is the best shop. I don’t even live in Michigan anymore, and this place is still my favorite. I visit every time I am in town. Their delicious products and outstanding customer service makes a difference. They also have great pricing; and the owners are awesome people. It is a family run business and not a corporate conglomerate. The owners of this business have been in this field for a very long time and are experts. They are well respected. Support small! Support local!
Zachary M.
1748699471
Very friendly staff, great atmosphere and good products. They’re always helpful and get you the best deals. Would very much recommend
Sideshow I.
1746663385
Nice store, nice staff and good prices. One of the workers called me by the name on my ID though, which is a dead name. Not the biggest deal but didn't really like it. Would definitely recommend they ask for names instead
Sevi K.
1723556188
Had a great experience here while visiting Hillsdale for my friend’s bachelorette party last month! Super friendly service with a great selection. Would definitely come here again.
Dawn H.
1720532358
What a hidden gem!! Quality products at great prices! Also products you can't find at other dispensaries! What more can you ask for. Knowledgeable staff. Nick (I think that's his name) was amazing!! Definitely a must stop if you're in the area!!
Christina S.
1720107329
It's a great place to go, they help you find what you need and/or want. Very friendly love it
Lydia D.
1719235134
I went to Stoned Goat for the 1st time over the weekend and wanted to wait till after I tried all strains I bought before putting the review up.Nick was my bud tender, he is the best bud tender I've ever had, he wasn't lying about the strains he sold me. All are great! After seeing they sell the Willie's Reserves, and them having bud tenders that knows the strains, I've decided Stoned Goat will be the only place I will go to from here on out. I really liked the environment, the people, and the prices! I have been to a bunch of dispensaries and Stoned Goat is by far the best one out there!
Nina M.
1710406622
Very friendly. Warm atmosphere. Every time I've been, they've hit the nail on the head with what I was wanting. They have good deals and great products. I've been to quite a few dispensaries, and even if I wasn't planning on buying anything, every time I was in a different city I would check one out if we went past one and I think the stoned goat is on my top 3 picks!
Paul S.
1710375295
Great customer service. They know my name and face when I come in; always make great recommendations; and frequently have sales, events, and vendor showcases. I never feel rushed to get in and get out. Highly recommend!
Snickers
1709316561
Stop in today for papa Joe's food.. it's amazing 1pm-7pm
Joel and Tanya W.
1706550389
Friendly, knowledgeable staff. Great products with good prices! Staff has first hand use with the stores products, so they can easily supply you with JUST WHAT YOU WANT! Stop by and give "The Goat" a try!
4682 Hudson Rd
Osseo, MI 49266
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ABOUT THIS DISPENSARY
Stoned Goat, located at 4682 Hudson Rd in Osseo, is open to serve the cannabis community.
Medical: Yes
Recreational: Yes
Delivery: No
Before this dispensary could open, it was licensed by the state.
Product types and availability can vary from store menu to store menu, depending on demand. If Stoned Goat in Osseo does not have what you are looking for, there is no legal obligation to stick to a single brand. Your medical marijuana card, if needed, is universally accepted at any dispensary in Osseo.
Purchasing Marijuana Products at Stoned Goat
Preparation Helps: See what’s available ahead of time. If Stoned Goat in Osseo online menu is available on our site, this is the best way to see the different product options before visiting the dispensary. If enabled, after finding the right products you desire, reserve your order on our e-commerce platform.
Low tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) cannabis with higher CBD products are generally available to patients as well who prefer the non-euphoric effect.
Contact the dispensary if you encounter product-related issues or problems. Stoned Goat has a policy & procedure for this.
Please enjoy the menu products from this dispensary responsibly!
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What People Are Saying
Michael R.
1764438121
This place should be considered the mecha of cannabis in michigan. From the prices to the friendly staff, they had all the answers to all my questions. Any new products they had it. What a great experience i had when I have visited, now twice. Life long customer, now.
Elena D.
1763252224
I was in today, November 15th 2025 at just after 3:00. I was chatting with the budtender, and I told him that edibles didn't do anything for me... He suggested rso, and suggested that I sandwich it between 2 gummies. It WORKED!!!!This isn't the first time he has served as our budtender, and I'm super happy that he was able to help me out, because this is the best I felt and is very long time! I don't know what his name was because it doesn't say on the receipt but he was working on cash register 2.
Ashlie B.
1759098416
They have such great amazing customer service and they have a tangers that know what they're talking about when you're looking for something for a specific issue they know exactly what the hook you up with it's hard to find a dispensary that has those kind of people that know what they're talking about this is definitely one that knows what they're talking about was able to get me the right stuff I actually needed to help with my anxiety and my pain and my focus I will definitely be returning as soon as I run out😁😁😁😁😁 would definitely give this place a 10 stars if I could
Kris R.
1754692309
Over priced on everything weed is old and has no smell and the wax you can go 17 mins to smiles or vibe or even consume in Quincy and get wax for 5 a piece two for 10 and for even better quality it's only gonna run you 7.50$ meanwhile you got stone goat over here making you pay 10 a gram of shit wax or 15 for the same brand I've never seen that in any other dispo in my life or in Michigan at that fact DO NOT WASTE YO TIME PEEPS
Nadia S.
1749882476
This is the best shop. I don’t even live in Michigan anymore, and this place is still my favorite. I visit every time I am in town. Their delicious products and outstanding customer service makes a difference. They also have great pricing; and the owners are awesome people. It is a family run business and not a corporate conglomerate. The owners of this business have been in this field for a very long time and are experts. They are well respected. Support small! Support local!
Zachary M.
1748699471
Very friendly staff, great atmosphere and good products. They’re always helpful and get you the best deals. Would very much recommend
Sideshow I.
1746663385
Nice store, nice staff and good prices. One of the workers called me by the name on my ID though, which is a dead name. Not the biggest deal but didn't really like it. Would definitely recommend they ask for names instead
Sevi K.
1723556188
Had a great experience here while visiting Hillsdale for my friend’s bachelorette party last month! Super friendly service with a great selection. Would definitely come here again.
Dawn H.
1720532358
What a hidden gem!! Quality products at great prices! Also products you can't find at other dispensaries! What more can you ask for. Knowledgeable staff. Nick (I think that's his name) was amazing!! Definitely a must stop if you're in the area!!
Christina S.
1720107329
It's a great place to go, they help you find what you need and/or want. Very friendly love it
Lydia D.
1719235134
I went to Stoned Goat for the 1st time over the weekend and wanted to wait till after I tried all strains I bought before putting the review up.Nick was my bud tender, he is the best bud tender I've ever had, he wasn't lying about the strains he sold me. All are great! After seeing they sell the Willie's Reserves, and them having bud tenders that knows the strains, I've decided Stoned Goat will be the only place I will go to from here on out. I really liked the environment, the people, and the prices! I have been to a bunch of dispensaries and Stoned Goat is by far the best one out there!
Nina M.
1710406622
Very friendly. Warm atmosphere. Every time I've been, they've hit the nail on the head with what I was wanting. They have good deals and great products. I've been to quite a few dispensaries, and even if I wasn't planning on buying anything, every time I was in a different city I would check one out if we went past one and I think the stoned goat is on my top 3 picks!
Paul S.
1710375295
Great customer service. They know my name and face when I come in; always make great recommendations; and frequently have sales, events, and vendor showcases. I never feel rushed to get in and get out. Highly recommend!
Snickers
1709316561
Stop in today for papa Joe's food.. it's amazing 1pm-7pm
Joel and Tanya W.
1706550389
Friendly, knowledgeable staff. Great products with good prices! Staff has first hand use with the stores products, so they can easily supply you with JUST WHAT YOU WANT! Stop by and give "The Goat" a try!
